The Los Angeles County tax man shows Mister Korzen and La Wearstler’s ocean front house measures 5,658 square feet while listing information eyeballs it at “approximately 6,000 sq. like a couple of prize fighters and Your Mama would not want to find our self in a dark Beverly Hills alley standing between La Wearstler–who would no doubt be sporting a tutu, toe socks and some sort of rat’s nest of a hair don’t–and an angry and decoratively scorned Miss Jackson If Your Nasty. We have a feeling that both of these ladees can take off their earrings and really throw. Records and previous reports also show that the property was purchased from none other than Janet Jackson, otherwise known as Miss Jackson if Your Nasty.Ĭhickens, how do you think Miss Jackson If Your Nasty feels about La Wearstler being quoted in a national and well respected interior decoratin‘ publication essentially calling her former home a steaming hot pile of architectural and decorative doo– doo? Oh low- erd. According to the Metropolitan Home article, when Mister Korzen and La Wearstler bought the beach house it was “reminiscent of an ’80s surf-and-turf restaurant.” A couple of years of intensive renovations later and the old surf-and-turf style has been replaced with a kind of Super Studios meets Michael Taylor meets an eight ball of cocaine from the 1970s mixed with a soupçon of Fornasetti and a dash of the Museum of Natural History all of which is blanketed with every shade of cream, sand, tan, taupe, beige, biscuit, ecru and café au lait known to ( wo)mankind.Ī peep and a poke around the somewhat convoluted and incomplete property records and a quick consult with the ever knowledgeable Lucy Spillerguts reveals that Mister Korzen and La Wearstler–and presumably these three other families that share the house with them–paid $8,500,000 for the beach house in August of 2004. Not only is the place worked over with an easily identifiable version of her sometimes discombobulating signature style of harrowing decorative abandon, the house appeared in all its glory on the glossy pages of the November 2009 issue of Metropolitan Home. Three gin & tonics into last night while perusing the newest listings in Los Angeles, Your Mama ran across a listing for Mister Korzen and La Wearstler’s Malee-bee beach house, which they apparently share with three other families and not entirely unexpectedly heaved on to the open market this week with an fat asking price of $21,900,000.Įven all boozed up Your Mama immediately recognized the residence as La Wearstler’s.
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